What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
No subtext here. People are naked.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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