sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
