Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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