i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Randomize
