Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
im about as happy as oj after his trial
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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