I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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