I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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