I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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