He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize