Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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