Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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