Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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