Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
