Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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