That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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