Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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