Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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