I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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