this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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