That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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