He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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