oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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