We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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