Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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