i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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