i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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