You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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