kristin has been a bad kristin
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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