I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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