UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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