butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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