Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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