people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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