don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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