break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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