I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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