Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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