Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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