; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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