how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well I just put wine in my tea
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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