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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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