What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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