i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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