Non-Jews are for practice
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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