so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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