i don't like sucking hair
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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