I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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