Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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