Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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