Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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