the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
