Church boner. Awkwardddd
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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