Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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