So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Your cock deserves a montage
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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