do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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