Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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