i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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