Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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