Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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