Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Everything about him screamed your future.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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